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: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
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: 1 cup of water
: 1 tsp baking soda
: 1 cup of sugar
: 1 tsp salt
: 1 cup or brown sugar
: 4 large eggs
: 1 cup nuts
: 2 cups of dried fruit
: 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
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:
: Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
: Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
: level cup and drink.
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: Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
: fluffy bowl.
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: Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best
: to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in
: case.
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: Turn off the mixerer thingy.
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: Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
: fruit.
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: Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
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: Mix on the turner.
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: If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose
: with a drewscriver.
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: Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
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: Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet.
: Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
: nuts.
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: Add one table.
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: Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
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: Greash the oven.
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: Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
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: Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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: Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
: Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
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: Cherry Mistmas!
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