But the greens love it! Yes, isn't fresh lettuce good? And I have lots of other greens, too, and enough radishes to share with other people. I made a couple batches of rhubarb sauce. The asparagus is done now. The edible pod peas are ready to pick. I've had strawberries and was able to put some in the freezer. (The robins are eating more than their fair share of the berries---grrr.) I just pulled two nice leeks that self-sowed last year.
Nothing seems to stop the weeds! No matter how hard I try, I can't keep up with them.
Sorry, I can't help with your question about the mayo.