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Posted by Wayne on September 18, 2025, 2:25 pm, in reply to "SHE WAS A BLONDE! : )"
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever.
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A blonde at a flashing red light.
How can you make a blonde go to the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? You tell her a joke on Wednesday
What do blondes do when their laptop freezes? Microwave them.
What’s it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A space invader.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Why didn’t 19 blondes go into a bar? The sign said 21+.
How do you keep a blonde at home? You build a circular driveway.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So they can remember them.
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.
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