In the future, regardless of where they were found, please post haircut photos sans any ugly warts, moles, lumps, blackheads, folliculitis, skin irregularities, lice infestation, blemishes, sebaceous filaments, eye-glasses/sun-glasses indents, skin abrasions, psoriasis marks, earwax build-up, ingrown hairs, clogged pores, blocked pores, irritated pores, cysts, cat bites, red blotches, freckles, hives, psoriasis patches, lesions, hemangiomas, abscesses, pustules, Hidradenitis, Malassezia fungi, barnacles, hickey scares, bug bites, red dots, birthmarks, cellulitis, hairy ears, blister marks, boils, chicken pox, ringworm, skin tags, gun-shot wounds, clipper rashes, razor burn, pimples, scabies, follicle bumps, Pityrosporum folliculitis, Pseudomonas folliculitis, Eosinophilic folliculitis, Staphylococcus aureus, Cochlear implants, hearing aids, blood stains, new or healed scars, and flaky dandruff that the clippers up rooted during the severe haircut. And I'll add God-awful itchy tiny clipped hairs in and around the ears.
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This made me itch just to read all of that in this paragraph above from your posting Warren. You forgot cowlicks and crow's feet.
I can't discern if you were being serious and honestly suggesting P-Ten to be more observant of ugly facial and head irregularities and discolorations, or this was all tongue in cheek and being sarcastic. If its really the latter, then ProgienicTen should get a laugh and not take it too personally. But in the end, I agree it was the barbershop photographer who should be more aware of which side of the head is best to take post-haircut photos so that P-Ten has more and better options to post here. This North Carolina and South Carolina was a good one. But I did notice, perhaps as you and others did, majority of these photos depict the men with hair all over and in the ears, etc., so I take your point.
But setting side of almost gagging in reading that paragraph above, as that was quite the list of human issues and ailments that can be on a guy's face and head, however, it reminded me of a Roseanne Roseannadanna segment on Saturday Night Live in the late 1970s.
For those who are younger than me (I'm 48) or not aware of this hilarious character ably played be the late great comic Gilda Radner, you can watch this example of a sketch from the famed late night television show.
The premise was that Gilda comes on the fictitious Saturday evening television news show "Weekend Update" (which is still used on SNL shows now days) as health beat reporter Roseanne Roseannadanna, who was always asked a serious question from anchor Jane Curtain about a topic for Roseanne to speak about.
As you can see in this funny example, in video below, Roseanne, always with a black puffed-out wig) starts with reading a letter from a news show audience member (coincidentally always by Richard Fader of Fort Lee, New Jersey, which became a running joke itself), and then she goes off topic and provides a running commentary that borderline on graphic and gross. It gets so long-winded and bad (and always off topic) that Jane has to real-in Roseanne to remind her what the original news segment topic was to be about.
So, reading all that about moles, bumps, psoriasis marks, earwax build-up, and ingrown hairs read like a script from the Roseanne Roseannadanna comedy sketch. I was too young to remember the original broadcast of these and other great SNL comedy bits and actors, but saw them in re-runs, anniversary specials, and also because my older cousin purchased "the best of" type VHS tape of Gilda Radner on Saturday Night Live, which is probably where this video here comes from:
One more, this about off topic about the famed King Tut exhibit which came to New York City:
ProgienicTen (and others) do you remember Roseanne Roseannadanna as I bet Warren does?? Thanks for the laugh. But it all made me itch my head but also make me want to see the next batch of barbershop photos (maybe from Georgia).
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