WELCOME TO THE NEW NORMAL
Words & Music by Bob Haworth
© 2020 Three Cats Music, BMI
CHORUS:
Welcome to the New Normal - are you ready for a change?
It’s called the New Normal and it seems a little strange
The world as we knew it is gone forevermore
This is the New Normal and you better get on board
Wear a mask, wash your hands and don’t touch your face
Give yourself and others at least six feet of space
We’re all in this together and yet we’re far apart
I know you’re standing way too close if I can smell your fart
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We can’t shake hands and hugs are out but elbow bumps are in
I lost my job and my bank account is getting mighty thin
But I hear they’re hiring rioters to burn our cities down
I think I’ll pass on that job cuz I kinda like this town
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What’s behind that mask of yours - a smile or a frown?
I think you’re trying to talk to me but I can’t make out the sound
I really hope that I’m not woke and this is all a dream
This New Normal way of life is not my cup of tea
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