Just a note on this Sunday morning to say "Hi", and wish you and Meri well. I really could have easily picked up the phone but, I'm just to damn lazy. It's one of those days. Anyway, what's new? Or not! I'm just tryin' to stay busy my friend. (there's a song in that paragraph somewhere bro)
Hear anything from Bob or Bobbie? I'll take wild stab here, Hear anything from George?
So how's the day gig? Other than the coughing, sneezing and nose picking that little kids do, does the fact you're in a "germ factory" both you much?
Do I ask a lot of questions? Can you tell I'm bored? Well there's another damn question. Crap.
Hey, when's the book due out? Can I pre order through Amazon?
Did Mrs. Lincoln really enjoy the play after that nasty interruption?
If you didn't know this since we're about the same age Bobby, when you can no longer take care of your self and need LONG TERM CARE, but the government says NO Nursing Home Care available for you, what do you do?
You opt for Medicare Part "G"!
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet. You may than shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to a prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your your head, central heat & air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you will ever need for the rest of your life!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip or knees, how about a kidney, lungs, oh..maybe you need a sex change, or heart transplant...They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And who's paying for all this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into nursing home. Plus you get rid of a useless politician while you're at it. And now because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay taxes, and if the Democrats have their way, you just may get out early for good behavior and, get to vote again.
Bobby hope you enjoyed the comedy, have a GREAT day, and keep in touch my friend!
Tomm
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