The only breed of dog that ever kicked my ass, was an Irish Setter. I swear that dog was dumber than an earth worm. Had zero grasp of cause and effect. Incapable of retention, anything beyond 15 seconds. I could not figure out how even knew how to breathe.
E-Dog - 2012 WPBTCA National Championships
The time when screech owls and Bandogges howl and spirits walk and ghosts break up their graves.
Act I, Scene IV of William Shakespeare's "King Henry VI"