1) we can't beat them
2) I tell my friends/family I travel all over the country to play ball(when I actually just go to Mansfield Tx) and that I am one of the best players in the state even though I spend my whole check on a softball bat. This worked fine until my family watched me play FBI and they beat my Brains in . Now they want me to work around the house on Saturdays
3) my wife slept with a couple of them.