Wow, I sure have missed Rob"s posts.....glad you are alive and kicking.
We need you back cooking again!

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: Well Rob, let me think on that for awhile all
: my dreams of winning went UP IN SMOKE when i
: got caught up in the SMOKIN STACKS and
: started choken went down to the BOLD BRANCH
: to get some clear cool water to rinse my
: eyes out and clear my throat only to run
: into a bunch of good old boys and they sent
: me into the BACKWOODS only to run into Dizzy
: Dean and some TAILGATERS sipn
: on sumpn that was made from some of dat
: clear cool water from the BOLD BRANCH
: thought i might have run slam plumb into the
: MOONSWINERS drank to much and fell in love
: with a pig after I PIMPED MY PIG and took
: her for a walk and we stumbled into a MOTELY
: CREW and da was BLOWIN SMOKE and ya'll knows
: what i'm talkn bout after stumbln around
: awhile like a BLIND SWINE we was shown some
: true SOTHERN HOSPITALITY and was livn HIGH
: ON THE HOG so i sat down and started dreamin
: of BIG BUTTS and PIG TAILS ya'll stick with
: me now this might TAKE A WHILE between the
: MOONSWINERS and all the smoke things started
: to run together and got all PIg A DELIC like
: my PIMPED OUT PIG started stairn at me kinda
: of funny and i had to tell her TO BAD YOUR
: MY COUSIN so i took of like a ROAD RUNNER
: ran OFF THE ROAD started BLOWIN SMOKE ran
: into a couple CAROLINA SQUIRES lost track of
: my PIMPED OUT PIG that was really my Cousin
: ended up in BUCKYS BAR talkn with a SOUTHERN
: ACCENT drinkn outa RED CUP saw some OLD
: RIVALS sittn around started talkn bout that
: overall impression score took another sip
: out the RED CUP started dreamn about how all
: this got started and realized all my dreams
: have gone UP IN SMOKE because of the overall
: impression score
: --Previous Message--
: Its my impression from doing some detailed
: algarithmic calculations using a finite set
: of unambiguous instructions performed in a
: prescribed predetermined sequence indicates
: that the overall impression score is killn
: me.
:
: It is obviously clear that that the overall
: impression score is an axiom and that
: clearly there is no Bayesian probability
: even using Boolean algebraic logic that
: there is any benifit to the final score.
:
: I've even tried apply rudamentary geometric
: principles along with the very complex
: Zermelo Fraenkel set theory and still come
: to the same conclusion.
:
: Ditch the overall impression score it's
: driving me CRAZY
:
: Remember if Backward Smokers can cook
: anybody can cook. you da man Gene
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