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The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES

Posted by M64 on February 10, 2015, 11:03 am

THIS IS IT...THE FIGHTBACK BEGINS TONIGHT.

If we win tonight I trouser £83....the rot has to stop somewhere and Foxie and me have decided it stops at Brisbane Road...or whatever else they want to call it. They're bottom for God's sake and I'll be there shouting instructions...what can possibly go wrong?

Notts to win 2 or 3-1

WE'RE THE ONE AND ONLY EXILS....GRRRRRRR

Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES

Posted by swedish pie on February 10, 2015, 11:11 am, in reply to "The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

We can't score and we can't defend.
Notts to win 5-0.

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Posted by Jess Porlock on February 10, 2015, 10:23 pm, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

good call Mr M. Glad you got back in here ok.

Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES

Posted by M64 on February 11, 2015, 1:05 am, in reply to "The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

£83.20 ALL MINE.......

Not a great performance at all more 6/10 at best, we lack any sort of penetration up front. A better team would have beat us, but we did put up a fight I'll say that, not much skill but lots of endeavour.

Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES

Posted by Foxie on February 11, 2015, 9:56 am, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

Dear Mr M,

May I please have a new bone.

Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES

Posted by Horny on February 12, 2015, 1:11 am, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

Come on Mr M give foxie a bone. My master said you had a bit of a win so surely you could find a quid to get him a nice big juicy one.

Cmon JP surely you have to agree with us living beings that Foxie deserves a treat, after all he did give his master the tip for the scoreline.I wanted to tell my master the score but he had to head up north for a short break but at least he gave us some nice greens from the garden when he got back.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Horny

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Posted by Jess Porlock on February 13, 2015, 7:22 am, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

You're all totally mad.....

Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES

Posted by Horny on February 15, 2015, 6:27 am, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

Well Foxie did you get a new bone?
See JP is having a go at us again, mind you I heard my masters missus say were mad too, but think it was horn in cheek!!!

Your master will also be happy you will both be getting reduced seat tickets on the train from now on so no more excuses for not taking you to a few more games.
Only wish I could get my master cheap flights then me and the farmyard animals could ALL come over and show misery old JP that WE ARE REAL and not made up fairy tailed creatures.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Horny

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Posted by FOXIE on February 16, 2015, 11:15 am, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

....oh what a bone I got too Horny.

It was a real whoppa, Mr M is generosity personified, thank God that cruel, nasty and malicious JP isn't my master, I'd be as skinny as a poor Ethiopian sheep.

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Posted by Horny on February 16, 2015, 8:32 pm, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

Theres a few of those sheep over here at the moment with the dreaded drought but at least my master keeps us topped up with green grass and vege greens.

JP gone quiet? maybe he has finally realised he cant compete with us REAL animals.

JP we could always arrange a visit to see us in the flesh in our paddocks and Foxie can give us some fitness advice whilst you run in front of him,WOOF WOOF

Don't hog all that bone Foxie save some for later.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Horny

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Posted by Jess Porlock on February 16, 2015, 9:54 pm, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

....BARKING mad

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Posted by FOXIE on February 17, 2015, 12:40 am, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

..........are you a dog JP?

Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES

Posted by Horny on February 17, 2015, 8:09 pm, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

If he is then he's BARKING up the wrong tree.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Horny

Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES

Posted by FOXIE on February 19, 2015, 11:22 pm, in reply to "Re: The O's v THE REVIVALIST MAGPIES"

It's the way yer tell 'em Horny

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