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HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS

Posted by Foxie on December 20, 2014, 6:33 pm

Happy Xmas to all my four legged friends and all the fish in the sea and in bowls.

To all those animal hating beasts out there...and you know who you are, you miserable old gits, may your Christmas pudding taste of poo.

Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS

Posted by Horny on December 20, 2014, 8:06 pm, in reply to "HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS"

same to you my friend.
Agree with your sentiments could send a few pellets or two or pats for that matter for the ingredients to the Christmas Pud now I have a new friend OXTAIL in my paddock.Shes an Angus but know we will get on well.

My girls Zoe and the rest send their Christmas greeting as well as Tui the Cat.

Regards

Horny and is clan

Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS

Posted by JessPorlock on December 20, 2014, 8:49 pm, in reply to "Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS"

To all creatures, both real and imaginary; as you tread the busy road of Christmas may it bring you great contact with the juggernaut of reality (preferably driven by me) and your guts be liberally spread upon the asphalt of despair :-)

Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS

Posted by Zoe on December 21, 2014, 1:02 am, in reply to "Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS"

Baa Humbug JP.
My master will never stoop that low with our guts.

Please don't get food poisoning from all that Christmas Pud or get too cold in the horrible weather in the UK.
Think of us all laying in the wonderful sunshine in our paddocks whilst opening our presents that Santa Fred will leave for us all.

Merry Christmas

Zoe and all her friends.

Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS

Posted by Nagpie on December 22, 2014, 11:28 am, in reply to "Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS"

At least i'm safe, i don't eat Christmas pudding!

Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS

Posted by Jess Porlock on December 22, 2014, 2:55 pm, in reply to "Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS"

I like Christmas Pud and it isn't even seasonably cold in Blighty yet - 14 degrees today !

Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS

Posted by Creepy the Snail on December 24, 2014, 9:13 pm, in reply to "Re: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS"

I will endeavour to crawl all the way through JP's food on Christmas day...leaving no potato untunnelled.

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