A walrus...get real. How can a walrus write, you're absolutely barking Porlock, you need locking up.

I'll tell you what we'll do, we'll have our league, all the humans and animals, all our New Zealand friends and you can join us if you wish.

We don't bear grudges, and if someone wants the same scoreline they can have it, just like in the real world.

So if you want to join us in the real world, you are more than welcome. Of course I cannot speak for anybody else, they have their own right of reply - you see Porlock, we believe in democracy for all, not in dictatorships and being talked down to as though we were a bunch of dumb animals.

We have rights and feeling too. So if you treat all my friends politely and nicely you can join us if they all agree.