Trump contacted me to present these very classy containers as an offering of peace and unity. He wants to Make America Great Again.



He believes each will be able to hold all your tears until you can start feeling better.

With all due respect, please don't lump soccer and dee into the same mix as the other one. They are both more intelligent and classy.

I haven't shed a tear over this. We have an entire cabinet full of similar tumblers, but none of them are as gawdy and cheap looking as these.

Thanks for thinking of me Blu, but I'm good here.

They did get the "old" part right.

Awww...Bless your heart! You really shouldn't have.

That looks like it makes your water taste like Chinese brass and aquanet.

I wouldnt use that as a transport vessel for regressive Joe’s urine if d’Opie’s Velcro golf shoes were aflame and that the only retardant available.

I take solace in the fact that orange frog is one forced BM away from a stroke.



Warmest regards,

mpg