As I was getting into bed she said "You're Drunk" I said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door" ................................................ Adultery is a Sin, You can't have your Kate and Edith too. ................................................
A guy walked into a Bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife".
A voice from back of the room called out,
"You need more ammo" ...............................................
Restaurant patrons: "We don't eat eggs, meat, fish, dairy or gluten, what would you recommend?
A guy comes home drunk with a sheep under his arm. He goes to the bedroom and says, "I just want you to see the pig I have sex with when you're not in the mood" His wife says, "That's not a pig - it's a sheep" The guy says, "I was talking to the sheep"
uh - (ducking)If you don't read the papers, you're uninformed. If you read the papers, you're misinformed. - Mark Twain