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Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Riverbender <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Riverbender' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 5:41 pm

Another fine Democrat.

The Democrats’ War on Christmas is never ending. It’s not just the politicians who fight the battles either. Their families are right in the thick of it, launching both verbal and physical assaults on the holiday spirit.

New Jersey Democrat Senator Cory Booker’s son is one of those eagerly fighting for the values he learned from his father. Elroy Booker flew into a rage this Christmas Eve as he walked down the streets of Hope, NJ, apparently upset by the massive display of Christmas cheer seen all over storefronts and on the people themselves.

When Elroy came across a sidewalk Santa Claus, collecting alms for charity, his seething anger was unleashed with a relentless assault on the kindly old elf. Those who witnessed the attack were horrified at its ferocity.

Elroy Booker was taken into custody by local police officer, Satya Martin who shared her thoughts:

“This man just snapped. Elroy Banker, it seems, was abused as a child by the Santa he saw. Santa has also been taken into custody while we investigate Banker’s claims.”

Is attacking the spirit of Christmas just in the liberals’ genes? If the actions of Cory Booker’s son are any indication, it would seem that they are.

https://tatersgonnatate.com/cory-bookers-son-charged-with-assault-after-attack-on-santa/?fbclid=IwAR0PQQT2-hrZGuNsy38NKNgHMGSFtNi3beR4a3T_-HAOHqMnRVAMm8ix0P8

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Wally Bunker <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Wally+Bunker' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 6:00 pm, in reply to "Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

I bet he grabbed that kettle and skulled Santa with it. Kick his ass Elroy.

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Open Minded <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Open+Minded' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 6:43 pm, in reply to "Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

I guess the Bender Bunker crew believe this story is true.

Check the link folks, this entire site is satire and if you read the "about us", it will be explained... here's a direct quote from that page:

"Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined. Any similarities between this site’s pure fantasy and actual people, places, and events are purely coincidental and all images should be considered altered and satirical. See above if you’re still having an issue with that satire thing."

Bluangel, I'll be waiting to see how you justify this.

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Wally Bunker <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Wally+Bunker' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 6:53 pm, in reply to "Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

Im fairly certain everyone knows it is satire.

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Wally Bunker <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Wally+Bunker' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 6:54 pm, in reply to "Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

When you put it to the test however, its not any more fake than the Democrat impeachment that they are afraid to do anything with.

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Open Minded <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Open+Minded' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 7:31 pm, in reply to "Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

Nice try, I'm pretty sure most people don't know it's satire, especially when Riverbender prefaces it "Another Fine Democrat". Kudos to him for posting the link though.

Trump's been impeached, deal with it.

Ok Tater...

Posted by Palin 2020 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Palin+2020' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 7:37 pm, in reply to "Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

I particular enjoyed this passage from the “About Us” section of the site:

“Taters” are the conservative fans of America’s Last Line of Defense. They are fragile, frightened, mostly older caucasian Americans. They believe nearly anything. While we go out of our way to educate them that not everything they agree with is true, they are still old, typically ignorant, and again — very afraid of everything.

Our mission is to do our best to show them the light, through shame if necessary, and to have a good time doing it, because…old and afraid or not, these people are responsible for the patriarchy we’re railing so hard against. They don’t understand logic and they couldn’t care less about reason. Facts are irrelevant. BUT…they do understand shame.

Your Christmas gift this year is another crushing defeat.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I’m neither an educator nor a member of the schoolboard. I am also not an appointed or elected local official.

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Riverbender <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Riverbender' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 9:15 pm, in reply to "Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

Oh hush thats why I posted a link to the humorous site. Seriously I recognize you libs are all worked up realizing Trump will be re-elected but gosh,,,,lighten up, have a laugh and get a life.

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Wally Bunker <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Wally+Bunker' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 10:05 pm, in reply to "Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

Sometimes i think they like being offended, im not sure why though. How can anything be any easier than being a liberal????

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Wally Bunker <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Wally+Bunker' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2019, 10:06 pm, in reply to "Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

https://www.facebook.com/outlawmorgan/videos/2448512535388734/UzpfSTEwMDAxNTQ3NzE2MTEwODo3MjQwODMyOTE0NTA5MDM/

Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa

Posted by Open Minded <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/GraniteGossip/info/user=Open+Minded' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2019, 11:21 am, in reply to "Re: Booker’s Son Charged With Assault After Attack On Santa"

Ha! That's a riot Riverbender. You already had zero credibility, now I guess you're in the negative numbers. You got busted for fake news.

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