Re: Swalwell denies farting while being interviewed on National television
Posted by 3Dee on November 20, 2019, 6:56 am, in reply to "Re: Swalwell denies farting while being interviewed on National television"
Oh, a presidential candidate.. I get it. |
I honestly didn't know who the person was...
Acting like he didn't do it was his first mistake. These people need to go to the Trump school of campaigning...
I mean Trump farts in public, it's just the flatulence comes from the more norther regions of his body.
I understand the concept, after all, I usually advocate for decency. But these folks have to drop their prude act....own their farts, and sometimes even double down.
I mean only Kim il-Sung, Kim Jong-il, and Kim Jong Un are the only people in history that never fart or never even have to use the restroom, according to Korean Central Television. (and we know that they would never mislead their people...)
The rest of the world is condemned with the human condition of having to expel gas and liquid and solid waste.
Instead of ramping it to panic mode.... all non-Trump candidates have to pretend they are wearing a hoodie and drinking a can of Busch Light...
If you think I should try to let another one rip, give me a hell yeah!!!
It seems like doubling down on brashness has worked in the past so why try to deny one's own humanity?
Farts are still funny after all these years... and for those who don't think it's funny, go and have a beer with Elizabeth Warren....tell me how fun that was!
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