Stimulus plan (oldie but a goodie)
Posted by Sleuth on September 23, 2018, 3:38 pm
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. |
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana.
All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. That's $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
Next the Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700.
That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers,
The official, incredulous, says, "But you didn't even measure like the other guys. Or do any figuring.
How did you come up with such a high estimate figure?"
The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.