Well, Schmoe, not really well considering the office girls prefer 'cover up' to 'exposure'.
Apparently, you do too. Yes, I've known who you were for a very long time.
By not informing me, picking up the phone and dialing my extension or even emailing that "the checks are ready" doesn't place a bright light on professionalism. In fact, it clearly shows that they could care less about the business of the Township, instead they choose to spend their time contemplating setting people up who they feel could easily cause them embarrassment, among other things.
Its called high school antics instead of mature, professional behavior in the work place.