The American Medical Association has weighed in on health care legislationArchived Message
Posted by Sleuth on March 13, 2016, 8:47 am
> The American Medical Association has weighed in on the proposed health > care legislation. > > The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not > to make any rash moves. > > The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the > Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. > > The Obstetricians felt we were all laboring under a misconception. > > Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. > > Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians > said, 'Oh, Grow up!' > > The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the > Radiologists could see right through it. > > Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. > > The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the > Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." > > The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were > pissed off at the whole idea. > > The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the > Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. > > In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up > to the assholes in Washington.
on March 13, 2016, 8:47 am