Posted by Norad on February 3, 2011, 11:03 pm, in reply to "Re: sniffles"
I had the sniffles about three days ago, right before the "Gigantic Midwest Snow Disaster Of 2011 Wow Hide The Wife And Kids" shenanigans.
Anyway, I'm in the shower three days ago, right? And I feel a sniffle coming on.
So I lay my left index finger against my left nostril, gathered up all my lung power, guide it directly to my right nostril, and.....
"FOOOOO!"
splat
Behold! A booger!
But it landed on my toenail. That damn booger. What to do...
AHA! Adjustable spray on my hand-held showerhead!
Set showerhead past 'MIST' and go directly to 'STREAM'...
...AIIIIIIIM.....and...
...did you know you actually have to take gravity into consideration when you're trying to shoot a booger off your toenail with a hand-held showerhead while standing upright?
But anyway...FWSSSHHHHHHHHHH <swirl swirl swirl> Down she goes!
...And that's probably more than you ever wanted to know about my Monday afternoon.
on February 3, 2011, 11:03 pm, in reply to "