Called the Team Blue Vote Bus to pick me up in exchange for my free ham sandwich in exchange for my straight blue ballot...

To my shock, there wasn't one far-left radical to vote for and I found the trans population horribly underrepresented as candidates.

There were also zero "illegals" berating the fine people at the polling place to cast their votes.

The polling folks did ask for my address and did confirm my signature, though.

It's almost like the consumers of Trump's brainrot horsesh1t have been sold a bill of goods.

Oh, the wailing and gnashing of diseased teeth is something I look forward to after the Blue Moon rises!

Stay thirsty, my friends -

MPG