I'm still figuring out how to spend my DOGE Check and my Tariff Dividend.

So much damn free money that I have no idea how I'm going to be able to spend it. I wish I could get a loan to open up another Dirt Cheap location, maybe I'll just spend it all there. I'd have to insure my liquor cabinet!

I thought about buying stock in Phillip Morris and Diageo and maybe with those shares, I can open up a store. I mean we're going to be doing so much winning in the future that the right placement of said store would bring me a gold mine.

What would you do with $5,000 plus all that other money that Trump sent you as a result of his WINNING policies?

You didn't get it?

No, he's not a f###ing liar! Shame on you for believing he could do any wrong whatsoever. The rest of the world is wrong. Especially them people that read them books and study nonsense courses such as critical thinking.

It's time to take the pledge and get ready to cash in my Bribe after Republicans turn out en masse on NOVEMBER 4 IN PERSON to vote for every Republican they can.





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