The Hoosier King knows these are the type of stupid and pointless gestures that rile up his base of poorly educated, highly-unemployed, socially-awkward embarrassments to their family can't get enough of.

"By God, Merle, did ya hear what ol' Donny did to them pinko commies in Canada?" says Randy.

"Started an unnecessary Trade War with our neighbor to the north that's going to make toilet paper more expensive" said Merle.

"Hell no, man! He scribbled Sharpie over Lake Ontario and wrote 'America'. He-haw what a president!"

MPG