Earlier this month, an 18-year-old woman was found dead in a home owned by the husband of Massachusetts Rep. Ayanna Pressley, and police have confirmed it was a murder. I bet Trump snuck into his house and did this. Somebody call CNN.

Not as many, Ooops, we just don't know what happened claims like with the deaths of Clinton and Obama chefs in recent years. No matter, it will all be swept under the rug and forgot about soon.