You may have said that the states can set voter ID rules, you just didn't say it in here. But ok you are saying it now, so here we are. I can only imagine the kind of voter ID rules the Blue States would implement. Maybe an expired bus pass with no name on it would suffice, or Or maybe they can have the Somalians cook something up for them at one of the Learing centers. A reciept from Dollar General perhaps.

You need ID for Nyquil now. Maybe your Nyquil ID will work. That might be as legit as some of the fake drivers licenses floating around. Look that's me, that proves I'm a citizen, see my Cardinals cap? Give me my ballot.