Joe Smith and Blu, the three of us against all the rest of the AWFULs and GirlyMen.

AWFUL is the acronym for Affluent White Female Unhinged Liberal.

I realize that not many females in my old home town are affluent, but the rest fits quite well.

Incidentally, science has shown that Democrats are more likely to be clinically depressed and emotionally disturbed, the women in particular. And doesn't it show everywhere you look.