They keep trying to make Jesus a socialist, that is, of course, when they are not trashing Christianity.

Sure, because who can forget the Feeding of the 5000, when Jesus told his disciples to organize an election, get some candidates, hold the vote, form committees, and study how they might feed everyone listening to him speak. Then do an environmental impact study, and hear from demographic representatives about their special dietary needs and to make sure food distribution is not racist. Of course, the ones making it all happen get half. Above all, make sure you pass the hat every 15 minutes and wring these people out of their money, so they will thank you for feeding them with their own money that mostly went to forming the committees.

But hey, at least 50 people got to eat. That's better than none, right? There you have Democrat Christianity. Even Jesus is just another opportunity for these godless freaks to increase their own power and wealth.

The Taliban has more integrity.