Go outside and burn your neighbor's car. Then go throw a brick at a cop. Spit on an old lady, then burn the American flag on her property. Then smash a window of a retailer of your choice. Steal something, whatever you want. Spray-paint the local school with profanity, the teacher's unions won't mind. Then maybe call your lawyer, especially if you look like me. You’re going to jail for a long time, and rightfully so. So explain to me why the slime in LA is walking the streets.