I regret to inform you that the left has come up with a new hoax, and this one centers on Secretary of State Pete Hegseth. Multiple "journalists," including Matt Yglesias, took to social media to either insinuate or outright claim that Hegseth was boozing it up during a recent presser in Europe. What is their evidence, you might be asking? Their evidence is that they want it to be the case, and at the very least they need to get the story out.