As America prepares to celebrate consumerism, excess & gluttony, Musk-spokeslacky, Dondo Trump, is descending upon New Orleans to create an un-needed security risk for a downtrodden region solely for the personal adulation I’m sure he thinks he’s going to receive.

You know who won’t be there? Our tech overlord fElon Musk.

Why is that?

Probably because he’d rather be working a Sunday with his team of gullible but skilled H1B visa workers, who’ll do anything he requires, to mine our data, temporarily turn off whatever security measures needed under the guise of DOGE, so he can later sell our secrets to our enemies or use the information for his own personal gain.

So, while you’re watching two teams, owned by people who’s wealth eclipses your Trumpy, don’t spend a second thinking about the concept that fElon, if it were legally possible, would likely put American citizens in internment camps, sell whatever organs were worth harvesting and wholesale the rest for dog food.

Name another country where this immigrant would be allowed unfettered access to crucial government info.

Don’t waste your time. You can’t because there isn’t a leader so stupid where this would occur.

Trump has sold America.

And some of you lap it up and beg for a few more licks of the boot.

Go Chiefs,
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