Jojo -

I know you’re ignoring the part where your Trumpy wanted the jab called the Trumpcine. That’s fine. It’d be humiliating to admit the depth of your fawning love for your hero.

Seems a little alt-lifestyle to me but, hey, it’s 2025. Let your freak flag fly, sis.

That said, re: you munching a sandwich in your revenge-fantasy scenario:

Did you ever think about going as John Hinkley for Halloween?

Enjoy watching your real-time daily meltdown,
MJL