Imagine that you're a phenomenally corrupt judge getting huge kickbacks for sentencing kids to long stays in your buddy's for-profit prison.
The State ignores it, but eventually the Feds bust both of you. Your pal gets 28 years.
But YOU only get 11 years of Minimum Security, reduced to House Arrest, and then commuted.

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[ Being a (D) - and those *alleged*😤 Mafia ties - had nothing (NOTHING😇 to do with any of that, right??? Why, of course we believe you 🤥 and we still believe in our judicial system, too.😉 ]