Dee, was that rude comment about guns addressed to me? Mine are all locked and secured, warm and cozy in the thought they will only be used at the range.

Now the one in my nightstand on the other hand is a vindictive 45 and he seems to just wait for some snot nosed little liberal to come in my house after bedtime and try to take what is mine.

In this day and age, I would welcome his assistance in resisting the little snowflake.