Enter Cardi B, who is most famous for simulating sex acts on stage while lip-syncing about her genitalia. (She is a real class act) Vice President Kamala Harris, believing she needed a last-minute boost, trotted this performer, (wow, that doesn't seem correct) out in Wisconsin.


The teleprompter went out and Cardi B couldn't muster a sentence on her own. A handler then ran out a phone so she could read her barely minute-long speech, and I use the word "read" very loosely there. (She definitely could use a few hooked-on phonics classes). It was an embarrassing and damning indictment of our culture, but it did define the current Democratic Party rather well.

But of course, we must chill about Cardi B because any scrutinizing of her would be both racist and sexist. Trotting out an aging old relic like Hulk Hogan however is unforgivable, all these damn rules are so hard to remember.