Three trick or treaters came to the door.

First kid pounds on the door.

As I answered the door, the second kid says, Trick or Treat.

The third kid just stands there.

As I drop a Snickers AND a Muskateer bar in each bag, the third kid reaches into the bags of the other two and grabs the four pieces of candy I just gave them.

The first kid looks at him and said, "hey, I knocked, he talked, you took. What's going on."

The third kid looks at him and said, "my pop's a democrat and he said that's how it goes."

"If someone has more than you need, it's okay to take some of theirs instead of working for yours."

Silly kids.

Come on people, it's a joke.