October 21, 2024, 9:46 am
By Greg Brailsford

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to see innocent patients burn alive in their hospital beds and vote for the candidate who caused it to happen.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to oppose the caging of asylum seekers under Donald Trump, but support them under Biden and Obama.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to believe that a President alone can enact laws and eliminate entire agencies within the federal government by himself.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to refer to anyone that approaches foreign policy with a level head to be a Putin loyalist, a Russian asset, or a Puppet of Putin®.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to ridicule those who won’t vote for the Democratic candidate while claiming that the Democratic candidate you are forced to vote for every election is saving democracy.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes hate for war criminals like Dick Cheney to vanish into thin air once they endorse your candidate.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to call conservatives racist while endorsing the mass murder of half a million people of color by white men.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to believe that if you just suck it up and vote for the Democratic candidate this time, the Republican Party will run a nice candidate next time who would make a great president.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to “believe women” as long as those women are not accusing a Democrat.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to treat corporate media’s word as that of god if it makes Trump look bad.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to vote for the candidate responsible for the deaths of half a million Palestinians and shame others who do not wish to do the same.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to believe that a vote for a 3rd party candidate is a wasted vote, but a vote for the Democrat in a state in which the Democrat reliably wins by 20 points is not.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to expect nothing from your preferred candidate, to demand nothing of your preferred candidate, and taunt those that expect your candidate to earn their vote.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to scream “terrorist” when Bin Laden murders 3,000 people, but look the other way when Biden and Netanyahu murder 500,000+.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to believe that voting 3rd party is a “protest vote” rather than a premeditated vote for a better candidate.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to believe the Democratic candidate is fighting climate change while enacting policies that resulted in record oil production during their term.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to believe that banning Muslims from the USA is bad, but murdering half a million of them is good.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to cry foul at Russian election influence but ignore massive, unprecedented election influence from Israel.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to believe that Democrats are saving democracy while giving you no opportunity to vote for your preferred Democratic candidate.

Trump Derangement Syndrome causes you to call Donald Trump “Hitler” while supporting a candidate that is actually doing what Hitler did.