Going to bat for Rafael Cruz, eh?

Somewhere there’s a strip mall mortuary missing its third-best funeral director.

Is he Cuban? Is he Canadian?

All of a sudden, he’s identifying as an American. If you look at the guy, you go “he’s not American-looking. He’s a Cuban Canuck and his dad was probably involved in the JFK assassination.”

Rafael Cruz is factually not from Texas. Wasn’t even born here.

Deporting him back to Canada would be a benefit to America.

Mpg