They’re addicted to outrage.

They love their Felon and there’s no act so despicable that they’d turn on him now.

He’s lived 80 years as a complete void of a man, who’s failed at everything he’s attempted in life: business, marriage, fatherhood, common decency.

It is truly stunning that this D-list celebrity was ever in the White House for more than a tour.

It will be cheaper when he simply flees to Russia than it would be for taxpayers to foot the bill to retrofit whatever prison he’ll be housed in.

Clock’s ticking on the Don Jr. coke bust.

Your Pillow Pal