Fake News!

Here’s the real news: after j-list celebrity Taylor not so Swift’s endorsement of Kamala HUSSEIN Harris, Team Trump has pending requests for endorsement out to Pia Zadora and Billy Zane (he was the bad guy in Titanic…we like bad guys, don’t we?).

Also, Coco B-Ware and Ricky the Dragon Steamboat were seen outside the war room at Moron Lardo attempting to talk The Donald out of his executive bathroom where he’s been crying and eating Big Macs since sundown yesterday.

Sadly, Melania is rumored to be on an Allegiant Air flight to Papua New Guinea to become their Chieftain’s 3rd ugliest, definitely the oldest, some day used up, Hausfrau.

Is this even America anymore? No one’s ever heard of a Woman President.

With utmost sincerity,
Mike Lindell smoked crack for a loooong time and it shows.