Interviewer: Madame VP can you tell us what your favorite tree is?

Kamala: trees are very important and some trees are taller than others but if you look at each tree you’ll notice they all have leaves and some leaves fall off before they change colors and some don’t but we must still look at them as trees.

Interviewer: Madame VP, what is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Kamala, well as you know my good friend , formerly a racist, Joe Biden, the greatest one term President ever, liked vanilla and I liked vanilla until about six weeks ago and my campaign said I can’t associate my views with Joe any longer so I will say now, in no certain terms, I like white ice cream the best, but I believe ice cream choice is between a person and the guy at the Dairy Queen drive thru.

Interviewer: Madame VP, thank you for facing these grilling questions after 39 days of being on top of the Middle East hostage crisis you are working on around the clock with Joe.

Kamala, well thanks for allowing me to show America what I’m about and yes, when Joe is on vacation and I’m on the campaign trail we are still working round the clock to bring those people home.

How did this rambling woman ever present a case in court? One of the lamest public speakers ever. Barack must cringe when he hears her.