I heard this fictional trans forest dweller bear-ly survived a helicopter crash with Willie Brown.

Willie Brown, of course, discounted the tale as fiction.

In the bear’s defense, he’d long abused spray tan, aquanet, had a very unhealthy BMI and has been leasing a Slovenian lady bear since the 1990s.

That bear’s whole existence is a house of bear cards and, faced with owing $600 million bear bucks, he’s understandably under immense bear pressure.

Alright, I’m bored.

MPG