If being in transition would stop me from having to rid myself of back hair and an increasingly receding hairline, I might consider it.

As for “Big Mike” - wouldn’t you like to know, you cad…

At this point, you’re back-to-back with Wally Bunker taking shots at ladies on an anonymous Internet forum.

Let that one sink in.

Who the figurehead is, really doesn’t matter outside of the Supreme Court.

This is a popularity contest for which Warden is best to rule gen pop.

The system has failed and people that don’t have much to do have turned discourse into a food fight.

That’s why I use a pseudonym and parody literally one of the dumbest people that made it to adulthood,

Mike Lindell