Who thinks he can pull this off without some type of medical or scientific intervention?

1. Stem cell infusion?
2. Ritalin pump implantation?
3. Cranial chip?
4. Neural implant? (Device that can be placed inside the brain enhancing cognitive abilities.)
5. Stand-in with total facial prosthetics?
6. Subliminal messaging, played constantly while recovering from Neural Implant at Sleep Away Camp David?
7. Mock debates, including a list of the questions.

Remember Sleepy, smile, smile, smile. No "resting old face".

No audience.
Totally empty studio.
Mic kill switch.
Stage placement preference.
Jake Tapper
Never expected Trump to agree to these terms.

"Go ahead, make my day." - Joe Biden
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