Thomas Dewey places an overseas phone call to Adolph Hitler in order to get some 'Dirt' about Harry S Truman's daughter Margaret.

That really didn't happen. But something equally as treasonous did.

Donald J. Trump calls another enemy of the state, Vladimir Putin, to get 'dirt' on Hunter Biden.

You can't make this $#!+ up!

Merrick Garland, and get Mr. Trump a nice home at Florence ADX where he cannot threaten anyone's national security ever again.