In the words of a very wise person, "you don't have to make others look bad to make yourself look good", in this case "you don't have to make the other candidates look bad in order to make Mr. Parkinson look good".
Many of these people do not have the brains to realize that if the worst thing that has happened to them in a few days is finding a "scotch taped message on their screen door", their life is pretty much fan-effing-tastic. They need to get a grip and the rest of us need to hope and pray they have no cause for any interaction with our children because they are in "bullying herd mentality".
I am actually embarrassed at the lack of intellect, no to mention plain human compassion and decency, that so many of our fellow citizens seem to be missing.
I and my entire family will be voting for Mr. Parkinson, and will be doing so without trying to humiliate anyone else in the process.