Well here's a gift that is sure not to disappoint. Imagine your wife finding this under the tree on Christmas morning. You will be the talk of the neighborhood....and probably of first responders and hospital personnel. Buy one today!!
(Judging by the presentation, this is probably a satire ad.....but funny all the same.)
When you ban books before you ban guns, you've admitted that you're more afraid of children learning than you are of children dying.