A guy comes home drunk with a sheep under his arm. He goes to the bedroom and says, "I just want you to see the pig I have sex with when you're not in the mood" His wife says, "That's not a pig - it's a sheep" The guy says, "I was talking to the sheep"
uh - (ducking)
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