1.) If you're in line at the new Popeye's, there's no social distancing rules in a drive thru line. I checked with the CDC and no Fords have died from the COVID 19 virus. In other words, close the gap between your cars so people don't hang out in the roadway.
2.) Motorcycles are a great mode of transportation. They're cheap, get great gas mileage and can be fun. However, when you sit at an intersection with your little stereo blasting and gunning your little engine, you're a throwback to a 1960's Frankie Avalon beach movie. Please understand no one wants to hear your music or you vroom vroom. Oh and this "Start Seeing Motorcycle sign? How about you see my 2500 pound Escalade and stay out of my way.
3.) Is GC the only town around where 40 year old men think they're cool to drive a car with pipes? I mean really, I'm sitting at the stop sign and trying to talk on my dashboard phone and all I hear is this noise from what sounds like a 57 street rod. NO, it's a 40 year old in a newer model Mustang or Camaro that sound like it has no muffler at all. I mean really guys, are you making up for having a small penis?
4.) To the goober picking, pork rind eating, redneck, white trash pig breeder who just dumped a whole McDonald's bag and ashtray out on the parking lot in front of the ACE Hardware, may all your kids need braces and may your wife infect you with the disease her brother gave her.
That's it folks. Just letting you know I'm done with political banter.