Thanks to your wisdom we will still lead the U.S. in shootings of blacks each weekend in the city of Chicago than any other major U.S. city other than Detroit.
Oh and Governor, we thank you for all of the interviews given on the television. We see you with your massive belly and fat ass and we are motivated, even at my age, to hit the weights and walk the track at the park so our loved ones will never need GPS to walk a circle around us like yours must.
Oh and Governor, since you and your party blame Trump for this virus, it's only fair that you give him half the credit for the outstanding job he did in helping you.
Vote Prickster. Best damn governor in the United States.