I'm going through the green glass door....
I am not bringing Donald Trump.
I am bringing Buttigieg but not Pete...and definitely not Joe or Biden.
I am not bringing Melania, Donald, Ivanka, or Erik, but I am bringing Barron.
I am not bringing Barack, Malia, or Sasha, but I am bringing Michelle...but I'm not bringing Obama.
I am bringing McConnell but not Mitch, but I am not bringing Nancy Pelosi or Mike Pence.
I am bringing Bill and Hillary, but not Chelsea.
I am bringing Three Dee, but not bringing Opinionated.
I'm bringing Wally but not Bunker and not Worker or Riverbender.
I'm not bringing Palin or Open Minded...but I also am not bringing GLW, but thank goodness I can bring Gregg.
I am not bringing Blue Angel, but I am bringing Cooksta.
I cannot bring Labron or Jordan, but I am bringing Curry.
I am not bringing Tom Brady or Mahomes, but I am bringing Manning.
I am not bringing Mike Shildt, but I am bringing LaRussa. I am not bringing Musial, Shoendienst, or Herzog - but I am bringing Shannon. I cannot bring Jack Buck, Dan McLaughlin, or Al Hrabosky, but I will bring Rooney.
I am not bringing Craig Berube or Alex Pietrangelo but I will be bringing Shattenkirk and Binnington.
I cannot bring Granite City but I can bring Belleville.
I can bring Illinois and Missouri, but I cannot bring Kentucky.
So friends...... What does it take for something to be taken through the GREEN GLASS DOOR?